Coronado Eagle, 17 October 1990
NOT FAIR . . . Speaking of creation, that always quotable local divine, Dr. Tom Warmer told the congregation at St. Paul’s United Methodist Church that life is not always fair. “If life were fair,” declaimed Tom, “I would have been created with the wealth of Donald Trump, the selflessness of Mother Teresa, the wit of Jonathan Winters and the body of Arnold Schwartzenegger.
“What happened,” he lamented, “was that I came equipped with the selflessness of Donald Trump, the wealth of Mother Teresa, the wit of Arnold Schwartzenegger and the body of Jonathan Winters.” (A lot of us can relate to that distribution).